40 Hilariously funny Dirty jokes to make your love LOL

This post contains 40 hilariously funny dirty jokes that are sure to make your significant other LOL. The jokes range from puns to one-liners, with topics like relationships, marriage, sex, and more.

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40 Hilariously funny Dirty jokes to make your love LOL

Each joke is sure to get a laugh out of your love! Whether it’s lighthearted flirting or a bit of naughty fun, these jokes are sure to bring some good-natured laughter to your relationship. From jokes about the differences between men and women to the more risque jokes that will make your partner blush, there is something for everyone.

Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or have a good time, these 40 dirty jokes are sure to bring a smile to both of your faces.

1. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile.
2. What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking, I haven’t even touched you yet!
3. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
4. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
5. Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur paddles.
7. Why did the woman cross the road? To get to the vibrator store.
8. What did the horse say when it fell? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
9. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
10. What did the penis say to the vagina? How do you like them apples?
11. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt.
12. What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court.
13. What did the bread say to the knife? You spread me too thin.
14. What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey!
15. Why did the woman take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
16. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest.
17. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
18. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
19. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
20. What did the cowboy say to the cactus? Howdy-plant!
21. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
22. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
23. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.
24. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
25. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
26. What did the bee say to the flower? I’m pollen you!
27. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? Is that you’re prickly exterior or are you just happy to see me?
28. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
29. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his butt.
30. What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking, I haven’t even touched you yet!
31. What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court.
32. What did the bread say to the knife? You spread me too thin.
33. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur paddles.
34. How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.
35. Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
36. What did the penis say to the vagina? How do you like them apples?
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37. Why did the woman take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
38. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
    “Why are you shaking? I’m just trying to go to sleep!”
39. How do you fix a broken tomato?
    Tomato paste.
40. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
    “It might take me a while to get hard, but I’ll get there!”
41. What did the vampire say to his girlfriend?
    “You always give me a blood rush!”
42. What did the melon say to the other melon?
    “You’re one in a melon!”
43. What did the cowboy say to the cactus?
    “It’s been nice growing with you!”
44. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    To get to the other slide!
45. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    “Thanks for all the sandy memories!”
46. What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cone?
    “Cheer up, it’s gonna get scooped!”
47. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
    Because he was a fungi!