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70 Dirty knock knock Jokes absolutely not for Kids

70 Dirty knock knock Jokes absolutely not for Kids

Humor is subjective and what one person finds funny, another person may not. Jokes that are based on puns, wordplay, or unexpected twists in a story are generally considered to be a classic and universal type of humor that can appeal to a wide audience.

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70 Dirty knock knock Jokes absolutely not for Kids

However, what makes a joke funny can also depend on cultural and personal references, as well as the delivery and timing of the joke.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara Who?
Tara McClosoff

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita you inside me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour butts.
Young Black man laughing
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke. I hope you’re on the pill!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You’re justin time to wipe my bottom.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita Colo
Anita Colo who?
Anita colonoscopy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do you want two CDs?
Do you want two CDs who?
Do you want to CDs nutz?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine secure, don’t know what for.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Baghdad.
Baghdad who?
I’d love to see you Baghdad butt up.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Parton.
Parton who?
Parton my French!
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise is your boyfriend? You could do so much better.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, and then your lonely nights are over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly who?
Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me right in the crotch.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tanaka.
Tanaka who?
Tanaka you up.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phil
Phil who?
Phil McCrackin.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Budweiser.
Budweiser who?
Budweiser knock-knock jokes all so filthy?

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the missionary position

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Anus

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
lover,
lover who?
itโ€™s me,
how many lovers do you have?

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Weiner

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim job

Knock Knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Black Beard,
Black Beard who?
Black Beard the Pirate because I got that booty

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
the dentist,
the dentist who?
I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Tag, tag who?
I thought you said you wanted to be chaste

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana have a good time

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
toot toot,
toot toot who?
no one,
I was actually just motorboating

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Justin,
Justin who?
Justin time for something naughty

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Iโ€™m poor knee,
Iโ€™m poor knee who?
I guess we have to do something about that

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Iโ€™m stuck up here,
Iโ€™m stuck up here who?
I just need someone to get me off

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who,
OK but just this once

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Dover,
Dover who?
Ben Dover and Iโ€™ll show you

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who?
youโ€ฆ

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Idaho,
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Olive Juice,
Olive Juice who?
Oh, I love you too!

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Cam,
Cam who?
Camel toe, can I borrow some pants?

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Ben Her,
Ben Her who?
Ben her over and Iโ€™ll take it from there

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Tex,
Tex who?
It Tex two to tango

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Juicy,
Juicy who?
juicy that ladyโ€™s rack?

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Willie,
Willie who?
Willie Stroker or should I?

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Dixie,
Dixie who?
His Dixie Normous

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Jack,
Jack who?
Iโ€™m the Jack Goff

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Litoris

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
How could you forget my name after last night?

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Interrupting turrets,
interrupting turrโ€ฆโ€œ$h!t!โ€

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Hugh,
Hugh who?
Hugh Jass

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Hugh,
Hugh who?
Hugh G. Rection

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Phil,
Phil who?
Phil McKrackin

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Alpha,
Alpha who?
Alpha Q.

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Child dress,
child dress who?
Well I didnโ€™t want to make you an adultress

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Balsac

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Craven,
Craven who?
Craven Moorehead

Knock knock,
whoโ€™s there?
Bo,
Bo who?
Bo Nerr

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